SMAN Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 7.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 8.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 9. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 10.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 11.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 12.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 13.. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. 14.. Procrastinate Now! 15.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; “Do You Want Fries With That?” 16.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 17.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 18.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 19..They call it PMS because MadCow disease was already taken. 20.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 21.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 22.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 23.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. 24.. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on. 25.. Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. (Will Rogers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldona Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends. Born free...but now I'm expensive. Quote www.asrc.org.au (Asylum Seeker Resource Centre, Melbourne)Helping over 2000 refugees & asylum seekers each monthIMSLP/Petrucci Music LibraryThe Public Domain Music Score Library - Free Sheet Music DownloadsLooking for classical sheet music? Try IMSLP first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Quote: Born free...but now I'm expensive. A similar line I use all the time to my wife... I am easy, but I ain't cheap.... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted September 9, 2005 Administrators Share Posted September 9, 2005 </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr /> aldona said: God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends. Born free...but now I'm expensive. <hr /></blockquote><font class="post"> LOL I love these! Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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