SMAN Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" 6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...... 7. Feel better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Quote: Feel better? Your right Sman. I feel better all ready! Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators LynnDel Posted September 16, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 16, 2005 I want to go on record saying I strongly disagree with the title of this thread. It should be "For those who clean house," otherwise you make it sound like housecleaning is only for females, which is not (or should not be) the case in 2-income families, unless someone (ahem) is just indulging in some wishful thinking. And what about those single guys? Don't you think they'd benefit from such wonderfully useful how-to advice? <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> LD Quote LD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators LynnDel Posted September 16, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 16, 2005 Hey, dgrimm - A little touchy, are we? (haha) I smiled three times, didn't you see it? I guess not, so I'll smile some more: <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> There, is that enough? <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> LD Quote LD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Hey you two- "They call it PMS because MadCow disease was already taken." Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Quote: Neil D said: Hey you two- "They call it PMS because MadCow disease was already taken." Hee Hee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morning Glory Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Ahemm. That's kinda mean, dontcha think?? Quote Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMAN Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 Since the kids are now grown my wife and I once again share the chores - and yes, I too, (especially if you are willing to throw in mowing the lawn); would like to send it all to the recycle bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Quote: Morning Glory said: Ahemm. That's kinda mean, dontcha think?? If you think that I am refering to ONLY women, I would like you to see that my post was address to a male and to a female, as in "Hey you two"....But I suppose that the post could be taken as a slam against women alone...although it wasn't address that way... Besides, you do know the male counter part to PMS is, don'tcha? It's call SRH...... AKA Semen Retention Headache.... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMAN Posted September 18, 2005 Author Share Posted September 18, 2005 Hey thanks Dr. Neil for the diagnosis, You just saved me both a trip to my doctor and a bottle of ibuprophen for these Headaches. Now for the CURE !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Quote: Hey thanks Dr. Neil for the diagnosis, Take 2, and call me in the morning.... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cricket Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 So, I can count on my husband suffering from SRH only once a month!?!?!? What a relief to finally have the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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