Stan Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts. 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country- - if they could find the time- - and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it. 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much. 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train. 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated. 9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores. 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that these other people, if there are any, stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans. 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store. 12. None of these newspapers are read by the guy who is running the country into the ground. Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted October 3, 2005 Administrators Share Posted October 3, 2005 Hello Stan, Pretty good! Wonder what they say Dallas Morning News readers? Especially like #11. I don't know anyone who says they ever purchased the Enquirer. How do they stay in business? Naomi Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derrell M Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 1. The Chicago Tribune is read by people who believe "da Bears" could conquer the entire Middle East in one blitz, and Mike Ditka should be the Emperor of the world. 2. The St. Louis Post Dispatch is read by people who wish the Adventists would come back and hold another convention in their city. 3. The National Inquirer is read by people who wouldn't admit under Toquemada's most vile tortures that they actually read it. 4. The Dallas Morning News is read by a bazillion people connecting through DFW who are down on their knees thanking their personal gods that they are not stuck in in O'Hare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Quote: 4. The Dallas Morning News is read by a bazillion people connecting through DFW who are down on their knees thanking their personal gods that they are not stuck in in O'Hare. Ok, I give...Why are the Brazillians reading the Dallas Morning News???? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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