SMAN Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." "What's wrong?" the Rabbi asked. The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?" The Rabbi thinks for a moment then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife...spoke to her on the phone for three long hours. You want my advice?" "Yes" the man said The Rabbi replied, "Take the poison, it's quicker". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted October 3, 2005 Administrators Share Posted October 3, 2005 SMAN, Good One! <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/smilie_zoom.gif" alt="" /> Naomi Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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