Neil D Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean ?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback !' I'm like... Helloooooo ? It's only 25 cents !!!! Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMAN Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 OOOOOOOOOH! That was GOOD !! Wonder what she thought of Baseball ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Rogers Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 If you want to hear some fun about football, Andy Griffith has a routine he did back many, many years ago. Here is a web site that has an audio playback of his routine, "What it was, was football" http://www.carolinafan.com/ar/02/020926_what_it_was.html Quote Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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