Planey Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 10 REASONS WHY MEN SHOULD NOT BE ORDAINED 10. A man’s place is in the army. 9. For men who have children, their duties might distract them from the responsibilities of being a parent. 8. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as chopping down trees and wrestling mountain lions. It would be “unnatural” for them to do other forms of work. 7. Man was created before woman. It is therefore obvious that man was a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation. 6. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. This is easily demonstrated by their conduct at football games and watching basketball tournaments. 5. Some men are handsome; they will distract women worshipers. 4. To be ordained pastor is to nurture the congregation. But this is not a traditional male role. Rather, throughout history, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more frequently attracted to it. This makes them the obvious choice for ordination. 3. Men are overly prone to violence. No really manly man wants to settle disputes by any means other than by fighting about it. Thus, they would be poor role models, as well as being dangerously unstable in positions of leadership. 2. Men can still be involved in church activities, even without being ordained. They can sweep paths, repair the church roof, change the oil in the church vans, and maybe even lead the singing on Father’s Day. By confining themselves to such traditional male roles, they can still be vitally important in the life of the Church. 1. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus, his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinated position that all men should take. Quote Graeme____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoAspen Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Quote: Man was created before woman. It is therefore obvious that man was a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. This is easily demonstrated by their conduct at football games and watching basketball tournaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Planey...... .....are you TRYING to start an argument? Just asking......and if you are not, your point is.....? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoAspen Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 ...have a little humor in life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted October 24, 2013 Administrators Share Posted October 24, 2013 Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators debbym Posted October 28, 2013 Administrators Share Posted October 28, 2013 this is funny so many ways at once, done brilliantly!! who wrote this up? did you generate this list Planey? Quote deb Love awakens love. Let God be true and every man a liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Gail Posted October 28, 2013 Administrators Share Posted October 28, 2013 I totally understand! Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubV12 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 As hardcore as I might be,,, I had to chuckle. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planey Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 Not my original work. Blame Facebook... Quote Graeme____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Not my original work. Blame Facebook... I dunnno......I KINDA think that you've been itching for a fight ......I'm rooting for ya...... lol Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubV12 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Well I don't have a problem ordaining women Pastors.... as long as they can be the husband of one wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olger Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I would be all for female headship except for one thing -- -- The Bible is against it. Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johann Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I would be all for female headship except for one thing -- -- The Bible is against it. Did they make an extra copy of it just for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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