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How does a hedgehog cross the road?


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There used to be a joke in NZ

Q Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

A To get to the other side.

Q Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?

A To see his flat mate.

(For you topbunkers, in this part of the world a flat is another word for an apartment)

If the first hedgehog had had the benefit of this apparatus his mate would not have needed to cross the road. <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

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Q.Why do elephants paint thier toenails red?

A. To hide in the strawberry patch.

Q. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

A. That proves it works! laugh.gif

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