SMAN Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 A woman and a baby were waiting in the doctor's examining room for the baby's first post-natal exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being A little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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