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[Stan]

a.. Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.

b.. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.

c.. Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.

d.. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

e.. Anglican - They were our toys first.

f.. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.

g.. Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.

h.. Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.

i.. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.

j.. Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.

k.. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.

l.. Baptist - Once played always played.

m.. Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.

n.. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who "places" the most toys door-to-door,

wins.

o.. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.

p.. Non-denominationalism - Does it really matter where the toys came

from?

q.. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys.

r.. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.

s.. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...

t.. Hedonsim - Hang the rule book! Let's play!

u.. Atheism - There is no toy maker.

v.. Polytheism - There are many toy makers.

w.. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.

x.. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.

y.. Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us.

z.. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.

[Taylor]

ROFL! This was good!!!!