Stan Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 a.. Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. b.. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. c.. Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins. d.. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. e.. Anglican - They were our toys first. f.. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. g.. Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins. h.. Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants. i.. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. j.. Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses. k.. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. l.. Baptist - Once played always played. m.. Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys. n.. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins. o.. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. p.. Non-denominationalism - Does it really matter where the toys came from? q.. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys. r.. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry. s.. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second... t.. Hedonsim - Hang the rule book! Let's play! u.. Atheism - There is no toy maker. v.. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. w.. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. x.. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. y.. Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us. z.. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck. Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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