SMAN Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ... 1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email! 2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail. 3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me. 4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people! 5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people. 6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ...NEVER-- EVER!! 7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people! 8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET- WELL CARDS. 9) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send. 10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, Characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!! 11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations. 12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Santa. Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely have all of your hair will fall out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 bumping this up. Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 I take it, Stan, that you got hit with some "forwarded email" again...? :sympathy: Darlene, Amelia, and Gail- You gotta quit forwarding those emails from Victoria Secret advertising the cool merchandise! Stan is getting ticked! Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darlene Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Neil, I think Stan likes getting these kind of emails. He doesn't get enough and needs something to occupy and amuse himself at work. Don't you Stan? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad25.gif" alt="" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 O yeah!!! Like I only get one or two emails a week. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Gee, and all I get are email on interest rates and viagra.... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Jeannieb43 Posted April 16, 2005 Moderators Share Posted April 16, 2005 This is a good one. Glad Stan bumped it up. Quote Jeannie<br /><br /><br />...Change is inevitable; growth is optional.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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