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1. Satire:Southern closes after dining hall accidentally serves bacon instead of stripples

   By news, January 23, 2017
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   • January 23, 2017

2. Satire:Joe Biden confirmed as new president of Pacific Union College

   By news, January 20, 2017
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   • January 21, 2017

3. Satire:Report: Fights over potluck remnants threaten to fracture Remnant

   By news, January 19, 2017
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   • January 19, 2017

4. Satire:GC productivity plummets amidst massive infighting over Executive Servant Leader title

   By news, January 17, 2017
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   • January 17, 2017

5. Satire:Black Sabbath members visit Adventist Church, change name to Happy Sabbath

   By news, January 17, 2017
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   • January 17, 2017

6. Satire:Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

   By news, January 15, 2017
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   • January 15, 2017

7. Satire:Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

   By news, January 15, 2017
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   • January 15, 2017

8. Satire:Derek Morris fired for not getting through entire week of lesson studies

   By news, January 13, 2017
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   • phkrause
   • January 14, 2017

9. Satire:Adventists trace roots directly to famous Pharisee

   By news, January 12, 2017
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   • January 12, 2017

10. Satire:GC makes “Wade in the Water” official Adventist theme song to end Sabbath swimming

    By news, January 9, 2017
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    • news
    • January 9, 2017

11. Satire:Adventist Church closes after pastor advocates fasting from Krispy Kreme

    By news, January 8, 2017
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    • January 8, 2017

12. Satire:Live alligator found in Forest Lake Seventh-day Adventist Church baptismal pool

    By news, January 7, 2017
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    • January 7, 2017

13. Satire:Adventist Church sets skirt length requirements

    By news, January 6, 2017
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    • January 6, 2017

14. Satire:GC: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

    By news, January 5, 2017
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    • news
    • January 5, 2017

15. Satire:GC: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

    By news, January 5, 2017
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    • January 5, 2017

16. Satire:Lindsay Lohan finds Mean Girls 2 inspiration from Adventist Church cliques

    By news, January 3, 2017
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    • January 3, 2017

17. Satire:Schwarzenegger’s ‘New Celebrity Apprentice’ features contest to double La Sierra enrollment

    By news, January 2, 2017
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    • January 2, 2017

18. Satire:Adventists welcome 2017 with Martinelli’s hangovers

    By news, January 1, 2017
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    • news
    • January 1, 2017

19. Satire:Lane converts Rory to Adventism in next Gilmore Girls reboot

    By news, December 30, 2016
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    • December 30, 2016

20. Satire:Report: Thorn in Paul’s flesh revealed to be haystacks addiction

    By news, December 29, 2016
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    • December 29, 2016

21. Satire:Adventist Book Centers offer “spirits” to boost holiday sales

    By news, December 28, 2016
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    • December 28, 2016

22. Satire:Doug Batchelor wins Spectrum Magazine’s Adventist of the Year award

    By news, December 27, 2016
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    • December 27, 2016

23. Satire:Adventists banned from telling kids about Santa because he “levitates”

    By news, December 25, 2016
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    • December 25, 2016

24. Satire:Adventist 30 lbs heavier since Thanksgiving decision to let go and let God

    By news, December 24, 2016
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    • news
    • December 24, 2016

25. Satire:Report: Adventist homes dirtier in winter due to early Friday sunset

    By news, December 23, 2016
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    • December 23, 2016