Humour from Barely Adventist

361 topics in this forum

1. Satire:Adventist caught vacuuming after Friday sunset

   By news, July 30, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 193 views
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   • Aliensanctuary
   • August 1, 2016

2. Satire:Del Delker and Dolly Parton to collaborate on gospel classics album

   By news, July 31, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 320 views
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   • Aliensanctuary
   • August 1, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist crime hotline established to report Sabbath breakers

   By news, September 13, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 193 views
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   • Outta Here
   • September 13, 2016

4. Satire:Adventist Churches to issue mandatory breath mints on Sabbath mornings

   By news, September 30, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 293 views
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   • Raphael
   • October 26, 2016

5. Satire:GC applies for infallibility permit from Vatican

   By news, October 13, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 252 views
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   • Raphael
   • October 26, 2016

6. Satire:OBG – Slideshow: How to dance like an Adventist

   By news, October 14, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 215 views
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   • Raphael
   • October 26, 2016

7. Satire:GC hacks Starbucks’ servers to catch Adventist account holders

   By news, October 18, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 265 views
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   • Raphael
   • October 26, 2016

8. Satire:Adventists reminded they can never predict how long a sermon will last

   By news, October 22, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 192 views
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   • phkrause
   • October 23, 2016

9. Satire:Dan Jackson kidnapped, held at undisclosed GC location

   By news, October 27, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 241 views
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   • Gregory Matthews
   • October 27, 2016

10. Satire:Adventists reminded not to prepare burnt offerings for Sabbath potluck

    By news, November 11, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 275 views
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • November 11, 2016

11. Satire:Derek Morris fired for not getting through entire week of lesson studies

    By news, January 13, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 238 views
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    • phkrause
    • January 14, 2017

12. Satire:Joe Biden confirmed as new president of Pacific Union College

    By news, January 20, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 231 views
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    • phkrause
    • January 21, 2017

13. Satire:GC: Forgetting to pray before meals causes food poisoning

    By news, February 18, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 225 views
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    • CoAspen
    • February 18, 2017

14. Satire:GC orders tazering of Adventists who clap in church

    By news, February 25, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 236 views
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    • CoAspen
    • February 25, 2017

15. Satire:Trump phones wiretapped with tech invented by Southern to spy on students

    By news, March 5, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 202 views
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    • phkrause
    • March 8, 2017

16. Satire:George Lucas to do ‘The Record Keeper’ reboot called ‘The Account Administrator’

    By news, March 17, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 201 views
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • March 17, 2017

17. Satire:KFC trades chicken for FriChik

    By news, March 24, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 221 views
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    • phkrause
    • March 25, 2017

18. Satire:United removes Doug Batchelor from plane for carrying “Sword of the Spirit”

    By news, April 17, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 343 views
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    • phkrause
    • April 20, 2017

19. Satire:Property Brothers sell Elmshaven

    By news, May 5, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 301 views
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    • phkrause
    • May 5, 2017

20. Satire:Trump blames his awkward dance moves on Adventist dance instructor

    By news, May 21, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 278 views
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    • phkrause
    • May 30, 2017

21. Satire:Trump “covfefe” tweet reveals his nickname for Ben Carson

    By news, May 31, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 303 views
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    • phkrause
    • June 1, 2017

22. Satire:Adventist colleges apologize for being located so far from anything cool

    By news, June 2, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 263 views
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    • phkrause
    • June 8, 2017

23. Satire:Adventists launch caffeine-free COFEFE

    By news, June 4, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 252 views
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    • phkrause
    • June 8, 2017

24. Satire:Pathfinders dominate Black Friday campouts across US

    By news, November 25, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 252 views
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    • news
    • November 25, 2016

25. Satire:Turkeys of America urge nation to consider the Adventist health message

    By news, November 24, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 230 views
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    • news
    • November 24, 2016