Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:GC ordination experts lavish praise on gender of Trump’s senior team

   By news, February 15, 2017
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   • news
   • February 15, 2017

2. Satire:All Adventist weddings to feature perfectly-balanced yokes

   By news, March 13, 2017
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   • news
   • March 13, 2017

3. Satire:Adventist wins Easter Bunny Design Olympics with vegan beasts of Revelation creation

   By news, April 16, 2017
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   • news
   • April 16, 2017

4. Satire:OBG – Slideshow: How to dance like an Adventist

   By news, October 14, 2016
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   • Raphael
   • October 26, 2016

5. Satire:Report: Adventist homes dirtier in winter due to early Friday sunset

   By news, December 23, 2016
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   • news
   • December 23, 2016

6. Satire:Pathfinder marching honor eliminated for promoting dancing

   By news, February 16, 2017
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   • news
   • February 16, 2017

7. Satire:Adventist penny-pinchers ask ADRA to renovate house

   By news, December 20, 2016
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   • news
   • December 20, 2016

8. Satire:Tupperware pays tithe on Adventist foot-washing bowl contract

   By news, May 23, 2016
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   • news
   • May 23, 2016

9. Satire:Kings Heralds, Heritage Singers sing-off to settle rivalry

   By news, June 8, 2016
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   • phkrause
   • June 9, 2016

10. Satire:Gordon Ramsay signs up for “Heaven’s Kitchen” Adventist potluck series

    By news, December 6, 2016
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    • news
    • December 6, 2016

11. Satire:Pope donates blood to Adventist Global Youth Day blood drive

    By news, March 19, 2017
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    • news
    • March 19, 2017

12. Satire:Haystacks revealed as reason Seventh-day Adventists live longer

    By news, June 20, 2016
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    • news
    • June 20, 2016

13. Satire:Badventists start own denomination

    By news, July 18, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • July 19, 2016

14. Satire:Visitor to Adventist Church calls 911 to report guy drowning people

    By news, July 30, 2016
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    • news
    • July 30, 2016

15. Satire:Adventists prohibited from dating within home churches

    By news, November 28, 2016
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    • news
    • November 28, 2016

16. Satire:Adventist posting Ellen White quotes on Facebook exempts herself from witnessing

    By news, December 13, 2016
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    • news
    • December 13, 2016

17. Satire:GC asks Adventists to stop drinking Roma as it sounds “too Catholic”

    By news, February 22, 2016
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    • news
    • February 22, 2016

18. Satire:Adventist singles praying for someone cute to manifest in church

    By news, June 3, 2016
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    • news
    • June 3, 2016

19. Satire:General Conference bans church board meetings, claims they delay Second Coming

    By news, June 12, 2016
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    • news
    • June 12, 2016

20. Satire:La Sierra theology major feels called to ask out hottest nursing major

    By news, December 11, 2016
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    • news
    • December 11, 2016

21. Satire:Report: Adventist lay ministry activity on the rise

    By news, July 11, 2016
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    • news
    • July 11, 2016

22. Satire:Netflix picks up “The Record Keeper”

    By news, December 8, 2016
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    • news
    • December 8, 2016

23. Satire:Andrews seminarian shakes dust off feet after rejection by latest undergrad crush

    By news, March 22, 2017
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    • news
    • March 22, 2017

24. Satire:OBG – Slide show: 12 ways to swear like an Adventist

    By news, September 14, 2016
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    • news
    • September 14, 2016

25. Satire:Adventist Church adds fluency in Biblical Greek as requirement for baptism

    By news, April 3, 2017
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    • news
    • April 3, 2017