Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventist Church: Coffee dates lead to unequally yoked marriages

   By news, August 17, 2016
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   • August 17, 2016

2. Satire:Confused Annual Council leaders Google “What is gender equality?”

   By news, October 10, 2016
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   • October 10, 2016

3. Satire:dc Talk to play at GC 2016

   By news, December 19, 2016
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   • December 19, 2016

4. Satire:GC: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

   By news, January 5, 2017
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   • January 5, 2017

5. Satire:General Conference demands guarantee of Oscar wins for “Hacksaw Ridge”

   By news, January 25, 2017
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   • January 25, 2017

6. Satire:GC bans “Hear the pennies dropping” for encouraging cheapskate offerings

   By news, March 23, 2016
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   • March 23, 2016

7. Satire:GC makes “Wade in the Water” official Adventist theme song to end Sabbath swimming

   By news, January 9, 2017
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   • January 9, 2017

8. Satire:Adventist song services to be auto-tuned

   By news, July 15, 2016
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   • July 15, 2016

9. Satire:Dwight Nelson: “8th thing God hates is carob”

   By news, December 17, 2016
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   • December 17, 2016

10. Satire:GC on Leap Day: “Leaping for joy in church is OK”

    By news, February 29, 2016
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    • February 29, 2016

11. Satire:Single Andrews seminarian praying for growth of Department of Nursing

    By news, August 25, 2016
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    • August 25, 2016

12. Satire:Crafty Adventist mom serves up great disappointment

    By news, August 8, 2016
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13. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: Ellen G. White’s top looks

    By news, May 24, 2016
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    • May 24, 2016

14. Satire:Video: Union College couple’s dramatic breakup caught on film

    By news, May 1, 2016
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    • May 1, 2016

15. Satire:Over-caffeinated Andrews seminarian thinks God crashed his car

    By news, September 15, 2016
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16. Satire:Adventist Church launches new “Potluck Finder” App

    By news, June 10, 2016
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17. Satire:SLIDESHOW: If famous Adventists were animals

    By news, August 24, 2016
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    • August 24, 2016

18. Satire:Ben Carson banned from Adventist locker rooms after defending Trump’s lewdness

    By news, October 12, 2016
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    • October 12, 2016

19. Satire:“In Conclusion” rated most powerful sermons words in Adventism

    By news, March 22, 2016
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    • March 22, 2016

20. Satire:Adventist headquarters to move to undisclosed cave if Trump wins

    By news, April 20, 2016
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    • April 20, 2016

21. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: Reasons you are late to church

    By news, August 11, 2016
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22. Satire:Confused Adventist thinks seeking the lost means finding Waldo

    By news, September 1, 2016
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    • September 1, 2016

23. Satire:Adventist Church: You can’t pray for Game of Thrones characters

    By news, May 17, 2016
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    • May 17, 2016

24. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: 15 things Adventists say, decoded

    By news, September 7, 2016
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25. Satire:GC: “I will survive” disco anthem contradicts state of the dead

    By news, May 25, 2016
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    • May 25, 2016