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1. Satire:New White House pet is lamblike beast

   By news, November 9, 2016
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   • news
   • November 9, 2016

2. Satire:Adventist dad forgets all about Desmond Doss when daughter gets boyfriend

   By news, November 29, 2016
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   • news
   • November 29, 2016

3. Satire:General Conference bans Stripples for having the appearance of bacon

   By news, April 11, 2016
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   • news
   • April 11, 2016

4. Satire:Mad about BarelyAdventist? Listen to our Spectrum interview.

   By news, June 6, 2016
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   • news
   • June 6, 2016

5. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: What to wear to church

   By news, June 16, 2016
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   • news
   • June 16, 2016

6. Satire:Wilson and Jackson declare ceasefire, go see Hacksaw Ridge together

   By news, November 4, 2016
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   • November 4, 2016

7. Satire:TSA bans “toxic” carob from passenger carry-ons

   By news, March 23, 2017
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   • March 23, 2017

8. Satire:Adventist Church to stock Noah’s Ark replica with every living beast for floating zoo

   By news, July 8, 2016
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   • July 8, 2016

9. Satire:Dan Jackson kidnapped, held at undisclosed GC location

   By news, October 27, 2016
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   • Gregory Matthews
   • October 27, 2016

10. Satire:NAD leadership pulled over for speeding north

    By news, November 9, 2016
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    • November 9, 2016

11. Satire:Number of Adventists in Canada triples after US election

    By news, November 10, 2016
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    • November 10, 2016

12. Satire:Trump bans distribution of The Great Controversy books

    By news, February 26, 2017
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    • news
    • February 26, 2017

13. Satire:Adventist evangelist resorts to drive-by baptisms

    By news, November 23, 2016
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    • news
    • November 23, 2016

14. Satire:Video: Union College therapist counsels clinically depressed math book

    By news, May 13, 2016
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    • news
    • May 13, 2016

15. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: Adventist Status Symbols

    By news, May 11, 2016
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    • Nan
    • May 12, 2016

16. Satire:Argentine port authorities bust Adventists for smuggling veggie meat into “steak capital”

    By news, September 23, 2016
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    • news
    • September 23, 2016

17. Satire:Adventist 100-year-old from Loma Linda cast in Expendables 4

    By news, December 22, 2016
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    • news
    • December 22, 2016

18. Satire:Adventist Church closes after pastor advocates fasting from Krispy Kreme

    By news, January 8, 2017
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    • news
    • January 8, 2017

19. Satire:Brexit sends rolling stone crashing into Nebuchadnezzar’s feet

    By news, June 24, 2016
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    • news
    • June 24, 2016

20. Satire:Derek Morris fired for not getting through entire week of lesson studies

    By news, January 13, 2017
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    • phkrause
    • January 14, 2017

21. Satire:Police remove Nebuchadnezzar statue from Doug Batchelor event due to weak feet

    By news, May 21, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • May 22, 2016

22. Satire:Southern’s Village Market bankrupt after disappointing Valentine’s carob sales

    By news, February 12, 2016
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    • February 12, 2016

23. Satire:Adventists declare war on Halloween, give carob to trick-or-treaters

    By news, October 31, 2016
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    • October 31, 2016

24. Satire:Wearing Adventist T-shirts drastically improves your odds of a Vespers Date

    By news, November 3, 2016
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    • news
    • November 3, 2016

25. Satire:GC orders tazering of Adventists who clap in church

    By news, February 25, 2017
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    • CoAspen
    • February 25, 2017