http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/09/27/confirmed-gay-christians-are-conspiring-to-go-to-heaven-organize-gay-marriage-protests-and-legislation/ Moles within gay churches also discovered that gay Christians have a weird infatuation with Freddie Mercury greeting them at the entrance of heaven.  Gay legislators also plan to appeal any past decisions that would have resulted in Mercury not being in Heaven.