Satire:Adventist Church publishes Netflix titles you can watch with your guardian angel

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SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists published a comprehensive list of Netflix film and TV show titles that church members can watch with their guardian angels. GC Read more [...]

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[JoeMo]

I remember when the Catholic Church used to publish lists of "A", "B", and "C" movies (way before there were VCRs, DVDs and Netflix).  As a Catholic kid, my mom would always check the list (posted in the back of the church) before letting me see a movie.  I wasn't allowed to see a couple of Billy Graham's movies because they were on the "B" list. I snuck out to see "The Cross and the Switchblade".  I though I was going to hell for sure for several weeks afterwards, because I had responded to a Protestant altar call after the movie.