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How odd. I've always thought that the Obamas hated America, and haystacks seem to be an American dish. Haystacks, we might presume, will be on the table of the Great Feast given in honor of those who have been chosen to join the Kingdom.

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12 hours ago, Aliensanctuary said:

How odd. I've always thought that the Obamas hated America, and haystacks seem to be an American dish. Haystacks, we might presume, will be on the table of the Great Feast given in honor of those who have been chosen to join the Kingdom.

The Obama's don't hate America! Its amazing how people believe all the propaganda that they are fed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and by the way, this is a joke!!!!!

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By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1}
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