Satire:Police: Worst Saturday morning traffic offenders are Seventh-day Adventist

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WASHINGTON, D.C. --- According to US police data released today, Seventh-day Adventists are by far the worst traffic offenders on Sabbath mornings. Many Seventh-day Adventists are late to church Read more [...]

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Kind of reminds me of this tale I once heard. Not sure if it was true or not. This pastor was driving to church one Sabbath morning, where he was a guest speaker. He approached an intersection where there was a traffic jam, due to a accident. Where a gentlemen was cussing out another driver for whatever reason, as other cars were blowing there horns at the two drivers involved in the accident. At that point the one driver showed everyone his IQ or half of a piece sign, whichever you prefer!! As the guest pastor got to the church the others that were to going onto the podium said there hellos/good Sabbaths and said they were just waiting for the head deacon to come. Seems he was late. When one of the others mentioned, I see him pulling in now, the guest pastor looked out to see, and low and behold, it was the guy from the accident, that was doing all the cussing, etc.