Satire:Adventist with zero spiritual gifts banished to potluck dishwashing duty

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CHICO, Calif. --- Sondage Mauvais of Chico Seventh-day Adventist Church was notified this week that due to the horrible scores on his spiritual gifts test, he has been assigned to doing the dishes Read more [...]

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That guy was so lucky that he didn't get toilet-cleaning duty.