Satire:Loma Linda supermarkets sell out of veggie burgers, start selling cardboard

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LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Seventh-day Adventist vegetarians on last-minute runs for 4th of July BBQ supplies have emptied local supermarkets of their veggie burger stocks. Supermarkets all over town Read more [...]

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 “But we’ve noticed that attractively packaged cardboard sells just as well. We haven’t had a single Adventist call to complain.”

I never could tell the difference.