news Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 SPRINGFIELD, USA --- Homer Simpson is now a Seventh-day Adventist. His new-found religious identity will be unveiled in the long-running show's 28th season set to debut this fall. Much to the Read more [...] CLICK HERE for the rest of the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outta Here Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 You can tell this is satire...no meat lover has ever sat down to an Adventist potluck and thought it "exceptional". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted August 3, 2016 Members Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Aubrey said: You can tell this is satire...no meat lover has ever sat down to an Adventist potluck and thought it "exceptional". I grew up eating meat, and at the same time have always thought potlucks were exceptional!! phkrause By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outta Here Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Really? Well, you said so, and I believe you. But...really??! Whenever I've had non-vegetarians sit down for a "fake" meat meal they've been fairly disgusted. I'll never forget the first time we ate Stripples...tasted like cardboard! Naturally, I'm surprised that newcomers might actually enjoy an Adventist potluck the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted August 8, 2016 Members Share Posted August 8, 2016 I love stripples, especially in grilled cheese sandwiches. phkrause By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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