Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted August 8, 2021 Moderators Posted August 8, 2021 With thanks to Marc Clamage & Quora: A blonde sits down on a plane and starts to read her book. The passenger next to her, a lawyer, won’t leave her alone. Finally he says, “Let’s play a game. I’ll ask you a question and if you can’t answer it, you owe me five dollars. Then you ask me a question and if I can’t answer it, I owe you a thousand dollars.” The blonde says, “OK.” The lawyer says, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” Without a word, the blonde opens her purse, takes out a five dollar bill, and hands it to him. Then she asks, “What goes up the hill on three legs and comes down on two?” The lawyer thinks about this; he does an internet search; he calls some friends; finally he says, “OK, I’m stumped” and hands her a thousand dollars. She takes the money, puts it in her purser, and goes back to reading her book. The lawyer says, “Hey, wait a minute, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde opens her purse, takes out a five dollar bill, and hands it to him. stinsonmarri, Kevin H and phkrause 3 Quote Gregory
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