Members rudywoofs (Pam) Posted April 19, 2015 Members Posted April 19, 2015 a field guide to pastoral facial hair... more here: https://bodafide.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/beards-of-ministry.jpg Stan 1 Quote Pam Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup. If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony. Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?
Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted April 19, 2015 Moderators Posted April 19, 2015 Pam: I have passed the URL on to clergy friends. They think it is a riot. Now, I am attempting to find a similar one for female clergy, but I have been unable to do so. Can you help me out in this? Thanks. Stan and Naomi 2 Quote Gregory
Members rudywoofs (Pam) Posted April 19, 2015 Author Members Posted April 19, 2015 Pam: I have passed the URL on to clergy friends. They think it is a riot. Now, I am attempting to find a similar one for female clergy, but I have been unable to do so. Can you help me out in this? Thanks. I had wondered the same thing, but couldn't find one for the ladies... One could be done, though. There could be the "Hairstyle Field Guide for Female Clergy," and could include: 1) the Dolly Parton "big hair" – generally for those who preach on relationships and sad stories 2) the Whoopi Goldberg – for those who are blunt and have no qualms about what others think 3) the non-nonsense Matron – for those with a gimlet eye, who notice everything 4) the Nellie Oleson – for those who have ulterior motives 5) the pioneer aka Ellen White – for those who don't wish to cut their hair and like snoods 6) the 20's Flapper – for the unconventional clergy 7) the Eva Gabor – for the very feminine and those with an accent 8) the Goldilocks – where everything is just right Stan 1 Quote Pam Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup. If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony. Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?
Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted April 19, 2015 Moderators Posted April 19, 2015 I will pass it on. Quote Gregory
Members phkrause Posted April 19, 2015 Members Posted April 19, 2015 Those were hilarious Stan 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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