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Old Mrs. Katz decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

But you're not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before Mr. Katz. If he remarries, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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