Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventist churches across America schedule Comey hearings to boost attendance

   By news, June 8, 2017
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   • June 8, 2017

2. Satire:Adventist Church claims Ellen White was “Original Wonder Woman”

   By news, June 5, 2017
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   • June 8, 2017

3. Satire:Adventist colleges apologize for being located so far from anything cool

   By news, June 2, 2017
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   • June 8, 2017

4. Satire:Adventists launch caffeine-free COFEFE

   By news, June 4, 2017
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   • phkrause
   • June 8, 2017

5. Satire:Obama to teach kitesurfing at Camp Au Sable

   By news, June 7, 2017
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   • June 7, 2017

6. Satire:Trump “covfefe” tweet reveals his nickname for Ben Carson

   By news, May 31, 2017
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   • phkrause
   • June 1, 2017

7. Satire:GC installs Illumunati detectors

   By news, June 1, 2017
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   • June 1, 2017

8. Satire:Trump blames his awkward dance moves on Adventist dance instructor

   By news, May 21, 2017
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   • phkrause
   • May 30, 2017

9. Satire:Report: Adventists can’t hold hands in circle without singing “Side by Side”

   By news, May 29, 2017
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   • May 29, 2017

10. Satire:Will Ferrell to teach “More Cowbell” at Southwestern Adventist University

    By news, May 28, 2017
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    • May 28, 2017

11. Satire:Loma Linda recommends locusts-and-honey “John the Baptist Diet”

    By news, May 25, 2017
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    • May 25, 2017

12. Satire:James Comey accepts job as head of Walla Walla campus security

    By news, May 24, 2017
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    • May 24, 2017

13. Satire:GC hires Chuck Norris to enforce “Unity” document

    By news, May 18, 2017
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    • May 18, 2017

14. Satire:“Let It Go” chosen as Adventist coffee-quitting anthem

    By news, May 16, 2017
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    • May 17, 2017

15. Satire:General Conference clarifies: It’s “AD-ven-tist” not “Ad-VEN-tist”

    By news, May 15, 2017
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    • May 15, 2017

16. Satire:Trump fires Carson for falling asleep in presidential briefing

    By news, May 11, 2017
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    • May 11, 2017

17. Satire:Adventists offer #nuggsforCarter kid lifetime of FriChik to become vegetarian

    By news, May 10, 2017
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    • May 10, 2017

18. Satire:Nicki Minaj makes Oakwood free for a year

    By news, May 8, 2017
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    • May 8, 2017

19. Satire:Property Brothers sell Elmshaven

    By news, May 5, 2017
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    • phkrause
    • May 5, 2017

20. Satire:Loma Linda promotes food pyramid made up entirely of Big Franks

    By news, May 3, 2017
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    • May 3, 2017

21. Satire:Ted Wilson expresses special affection for “brilliantly named” Trans-European Division (TED)

    By news, May 1, 2017
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    • May 1, 2017

22. Satire:Alicia Johnston to keynote GC-organized conference on human sexuality

    By news, April 28, 2017
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    • April 28, 2017

23. Satire:Adventist sermon rating app promises to weed out bad preachers

    By news, April 27, 2017
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    • April 27, 2017

24. Satire:Merriam-Webster’s defines “haystacks” as “Adventist crack”

    By news, April 25, 2017
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    • April 25, 2017

25. Satire:GC organizes mandatory Unity Lock-in for rebel union leaders

    By news, April 24, 2017
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    • April 24, 2017