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1. Satire:Official Ellen White book color switched from red to green on St. Patrick’s Day

   By news, March 17, 2017
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   • March 17, 2017

2. Satire:Kings Heralds, Heritage Singers sing-off to settle rivalry

   By news, June 8, 2016
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   • June 9, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist children report great disappointment over carob Easter eggs

   By news, March 27, 2016
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   • March 27, 2016

4. Satire:Adventist Church buys Roma, changes name to ‘Silver Spring’

   By news, April 4, 2017
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   • April 4, 2017

5. Satire:Starbucks founder hears Adventist health message, says chain will go completely decaf

   By news, January 25, 2017
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   • January 25, 2017

6. Satire:Seventh-day Adventist Church considers Philippine president Duterte’s membership application

   By news, May 22, 2016
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   • May 22, 2016

7. Satire:Badventists start own denomination

   By news, July 18, 2016
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   • July 19, 2016

8. Satire:Adventist grandma arrested for “graffiti evangelism”

   By news, September 19, 2016
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   • September 19, 2016

9. Satire:Walla Walla recalls single grads for fresh try at college/marriage

   By news, May 13, 2016
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   • May 13, 2016

10. Satire:Ted Wilson to fight Manny Pacquiao for ADRA fundraising event

    By news, June 22, 2016
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    • June 22, 2016

11. Satire:Sabbath watches at average Adventist church contain “enough gold for calf statue”

    By news, February 4, 2016
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    • February 4, 2016

12. Satire:Freedom-loving Adventist liberal finds traffic laws far too legalistic

    By news, April 20, 2016
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    • April 20, 2016

13. Satire:GC: Going to potluck without dish is a sin

    By news, July 2, 2016
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    • July 2, 2016

14. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: 28 fundamental irritations of Adventists

    By news, May 30, 2016
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    • May 30, 2016

15. Satire:Haystacks revealed as reason Seventh-day Adventists live longer

    By news, June 20, 2016
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    • June 20, 2016

16. Satire:Adventist courtship expert claims prolonged eye contact causes pregnancy

    By news, August 24, 2016
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    • August 24, 2016

17. Satire:Trump phones wiretapped with tech invented by Southern to spy on students

    By news, March 5, 2017
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    • March 8, 2017

18. Satire:“In Conclusion” rated most powerful sermons words in Adventism

    By news, March 22, 2016
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    • March 22, 2016

19. Satire:Adventist chart wins Guinness World Record for “Most Confusing Illustration”

    By news, May 16, 2016
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    • May 16, 2016

20. Satire:Adventists banned from telling kids about Santa because he “levitates”

    By news, December 25, 2016
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    • December 25, 2016

21. Satire:Southwest Airlines buys Southwestern Adventist University

    By news, May 10, 2016
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    • May 11, 2016

22. Satire:Literalist Adventist clad in full armor of God not wearing pants

    By news, December 16, 2016
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    • December 16, 2016

23. Satire:GC announces sale on inflatable graven images

    By news, March 16, 2017
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    • March 16, 2017

24. Satire:Dan Jackson hit with gag order after being too honest at “Is This Thing On?” Q&A

    By news, March 21, 2017
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    • March 21, 2017

25. Satire:Adventist congregation walks out as pastor starts telling life story again

    By news, May 28, 2016
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    • May 28, 2016