Satire:Adventist caught vacuuming after Friday sunset

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BERKSHIRE, England --- Earlier today a sudden bolt of lightning tore a hole in the roof of a house belonging to a Seventh-day Adventist. The lightning strike occured minutes after sunset as Read more [...]

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[Aliensanctuary]

The authorities should have cut his hands off for such a serious offense that could have endangered an entire community. Same for anyone carrying more than three figs or a bedroll on the Sabbath.