Humour from Barely Adventist

361 topics in this forum

1. Satire:Southwest Airlines buys Southwestern Adventist University

   By news, May 10, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 390 views
   • 
   • Aliensanctuary
   • May 11, 2016

2. Satire:GC: Going to potluck without dish is a sin

   By news, July 2, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 390 views
   • 
   • news
   • July 2, 2016

3. Satire:Confused Annual Council leaders Google “What is gender equality?”

   By news, October 10, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 390 views
   • 
   • news
   • October 10, 2016

4. Satire:First vegan Dairy Queen to open at Loma Linda University

   By news, April 26, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 389 views
   • 
   • news
   • April 26, 2016

5. Satire:Report: Adventist inbreeding results in genetic weakness for haystacks

   By news, September 6, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 389 views
   • 
   • news
   • September 6, 2016

6. Satire:Ben Carson banned from Adventist locker rooms after defending Trump’s lewdness

   By news, October 12, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 389 views
   • 
   • news
   • October 12, 2016

7. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: 28 fundamental irritations of Adventists

   By news, May 30, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 388 views
   • 
   • news
   • May 30, 2016

8. Satire:Adventist Churches to force visitors to disclose if they are single

   By news, August 27, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 388 views
   • 
   • news
   • August 27, 2016

9. Satire:General Conference Executive Committee sits for crown fitting

   By news, October 9, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 387 views
   • 
   • news
   • October 9, 2016

10. Satire:Loma Linda University to be fitted with large plastic bubble

    By news, March 10, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 387 views
    • 
    • news
    • March 10, 2017

11. Satire:OBG – Slide show: 12 ways to swear like an Adventist

    By news, September 14, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 386 views
    • 
    • news
    • September 14, 2016

12. Satire:General Conference demands guarantee of Oscar wins for “Hacksaw Ridge”

    By news, January 25, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 386 views
    • 
    • news
    • January 25, 2017

13. Satire:Rich Adventist funds research into needle eyes that can fit camels

    By news, April 19, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 385 views
    • 
    • news
    • April 19, 2016

14. Satire:Tupperware pays tithe on Adventist foot-washing bowl contract

    By news, May 23, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 385 views
    • 
    • news
    • May 23, 2016

15. Satire:Schwarzenegger’s ‘New Celebrity Apprentice’ features contest to double La Sierra enrollment

    By news, January 2, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 385 views
    • 
    • news
    • January 2, 2017

16. Satire:Adventist singles praying for someone cute to manifest in church

    By news, June 3, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 384 views
    • 
    • news
    • June 3, 2016

17. Satire:Dorcas centers filled to brim with Clinton/Kaine swag

    By news, December 1, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 384 views
    • 
    • news
    • December 1, 2016

18. Satire:Dwight Nelson: “8th thing God hates is carob”

    By news, December 17, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 384 views
    • 
    • news
    • December 17, 2016

19. Satire:Want to advertise to 40,000 Adventists? BarelyAdventist can help.

    By news, June 29, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 383 views
    • 
    • news
    • June 29, 2016

20. Satire:115-year-old Adventist wins gold at World Breakdancing Olympics

    By news, August 3, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 382 views
    • 
    • news
    • August 3, 2016

21. Satire:GC makes “Wade in the Water” official Adventist theme song to end Sabbath swimming

    By news, January 9, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 382 views
    • 
    • news
    • January 9, 2017

22. Satire:Report: Adventist lay ministry activity on the rise

    By news, July 11, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 381 views
    • 
    • news
    • July 11, 2016

23. Satire:GC asks Adventists to stop drinking Roma as it sounds “too Catholic”

    By news, February 22, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 380 views
    • 
    • news
    • February 22, 2016

24. Satire:Patriotic Adventists across America celebrate 4th of July with Mexican haystacks

    By news, July 4, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 380 views
    • 
    • news
    • July 4, 2016

25. Satire:AV booth newbie hospitalized after pastor’s Sabbath death glare

    By news, October 16, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 380 views
    • 
    • news
    • October 16, 2016