Humour from Barely Adventist

361 topics in this forum

1. Satire:Florida’s Adventists leave state over lack of End Times mountain hideouts

   By news, March 28, 2017
   • 0 replies
   • 372 views
   • 
   • news
   • March 28, 2017

2. Satire:Rich Adventist funds research into needle eyes that can fit camels

   By news, April 19, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 371 views
   • 
   • news
   • April 19, 2016

3. Satire:First vegan Dairy Queen to open at Loma Linda University

   By news, April 26, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 371 views
   • 
   • news
   • April 26, 2016

4. Satire:OBG – Slide show: 12 ways to swear like an Adventist

   By news, September 14, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 371 views
   • 
   • news
   • September 14, 2016

5. Satire:Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna to wed at Italian Adventist University

   By news, April 19, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 370 views
   • 
   • news
   • April 19, 2016

6. Satire:Want to advertise to 40,000 Adventists? BarelyAdventist can help.

   By news, June 29, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 370 views
   • 
   • news
   • June 29, 2016

7. Satire:Report: Adventist inbreeding results in genetic weakness for haystacks

   By news, September 6, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 370 views
   • 
   • news
   • September 6, 2016

8. Satire:General Conference demands guarantee of Oscar wins for “Hacksaw Ridge”

   By news, January 25, 2017
   • 0 replies
   • 369 views
   • 
   • news
   • January 25, 2017

9. Satire:Loma Linda University to be fitted with large plastic bubble

   By news, March 10, 2017
   • 0 replies
   • 369 views
   • 
   • news
   • March 10, 2017

10. Satire:Tupperware pays tithe on Adventist foot-washing bowl contract

    By news, May 23, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 368 views
    • 
    • news
    • May 23, 2016

11. Satire:Adventist singles praying for someone cute to manifest in church

    By news, June 3, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 368 views
    • 
    • news
    • June 3, 2016

12. Satire:General Conference Executive Committee sits for crown fitting

    By news, October 9, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 368 views
    • 
    • news
    • October 9, 2016

13. Satire:Philippine President Duterte tells Adventists to evangelize South China Sea

    By news, July 25, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 367 views
    • 
    • news
    • July 25, 2016

14. Satire:Adventist Churches to force visitors to disclose if they are single

    By news, August 27, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 367 views
    • 
    • news
    • August 27, 2016

15. Satire:Dwight Nelson: “8th thing God hates is carob”

    By news, December 17, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 367 views
    • 
    • news
    • December 17, 2016

16. Satire:Schwarzenegger’s ‘New Celebrity Apprentice’ features contest to double La Sierra enrollment

    By news, January 2, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 367 views
    • 
    • news
    • January 2, 2017

17. Satire:Patriotic Adventists across America celebrate 4th of July with Mexican haystacks

    By news, July 4, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 366 views
    • 
    • news
    • July 4, 2016

18. Satire:Visitor to Adventist Church calls 911 to report guy drowning people

    By news, July 30, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 364 views
    • 
    • news
    • July 30, 2016

19. Satire:Confused Annual Council leaders Google “What is gender equality?”

    By news, October 10, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 364 views
    • 
    • news
    • October 10, 2016

20. Satire:GC asks Adventists to stop drinking Roma as it sounds “too Catholic”

    By news, February 22, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 363 views
    • 
    • news
    • February 22, 2016

21. Satire:Adventist Church hires first Director of Friendship Evangelism

    By news, September 22, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 363 views
    • 
    • news
    • September 22, 2016

22. Satire:GC makes “Wade in the Water” official Adventist theme song to end Sabbath swimming

    By news, January 9, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 363 views
    • 
    • news
    • January 9, 2017

23. Satire:Southern: Student meal plans now only valid at Little Debbie bakery store

    By news, March 28, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 362 views
    • 
    • news
    • March 28, 2016

24. Satire:General Conference SWAT teams raid offices of women-ordaining unions

    By news, September 30, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 362 views
    • 
    • news
    • September 30, 2016

25. Satire:Ben Carson banned from Adventist locker rooms after defending Trump’s lewdness

    By news, October 12, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 362 views
    • 
    • news
    • October 12, 2016