Satire:Southwest Airlines buys Southwestern Adventist University

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DALLAS, Texas --- Southwest Airlines has announced the acquisition of Southwestern Adventist University in a bid to rebrand the school as "THE Low Fare College Ride." The airline's first venture Read more [...]

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Now, if the Keene, TX airstrip is expanded to accommodate the big jets , I'll be able to fly within about 5 miles from family, just a few miles outside Cleburne, TX.