Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventist children report great disappointment over carob Easter eggs

   By news, March 27, 2016
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   • news
   • March 27, 2016

2. Satire:Adventist Church adds fluency in Biblical Greek as requirement for baptism

   By news, April 3, 2017
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   • 467 views
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   • news
   • April 3, 2017

3. Satire:Adventist Church adds fluency in Biblical Greek as requirement for baptism

   By news, April 3, 2017
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   • 389 views
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   • news
   • April 3, 2017

4. Satire:Adventist Church adds fluency in Biblical Greek as requirement for baptism

   By news, April 3, 2017
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   • 390 views
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   • news
   • April 3, 2017

5. Satire:Adventist Church bans organs for scaring little children

   By news, November 21, 2016
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   • 479 views
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   • phkrause
   • November 22, 2016

6. Satire:Adventist church brings back original purple logo to honor Prince

   By news, April 22, 2016
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   • news
   • April 22, 2016

7. Satire:Adventist Church buys Roma, changes name to ‘Silver Spring’

   By news, April 4, 2017
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   • 381 views
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   • news
   • April 4, 2017

8. Satire:Adventist Church changes logo in solidarity with Orlando victims

   By news, June 14, 2016
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   • 358 views
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   • news
   • June 14, 2016

9. Satire:Adventist Church claims Ellen White was “Original Wonder Woman”

   By news, June 5, 2017
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   • 670 views
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   • aka
   • June 8, 2017

10. Satire:Adventist Church closes after pastor advocates fasting from Krispy Kreme

    By news, January 8, 2017
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    • news
    • January 8, 2017

11. Satire:Adventist Church creates vespers date app

    By news, April 5, 2017
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    • news
    • April 5, 2017

12. Satire:Adventist Church designates Welch’s as only acceptable communion juice

    By news, February 3, 2016
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    • 423 views
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    • news
    • February 3, 2016

13. Satire:Adventist Church hires first Director of Friendship Evangelism

    By news, September 22, 2016
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    • 363 views
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    • news
    • September 22, 2016

14. Satire:Adventist Church launches new “Potluck Finder” App

    By news, June 10, 2016
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    • 344 views
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    • news
    • June 10, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist Church lowers maximum permissible depth of Sabbath wading water

    By news, June 2, 2016
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    • 511 views
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    • news
    • June 2, 2016

16. Satire:Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

    By news, January 15, 2017
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    • 403 views
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    • news
    • January 15, 2017

17. Satire:Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

    By news, January 15, 2017
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    • 423 views
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    • news
    • January 15, 2017

18. Satire:Adventist Church now witnessing to hackers through Samsung TVs

    By news, March 9, 2017
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    • 385 views
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    • news
    • March 9, 2017

19. Satire:Adventist Church publishes Netflix titles you can watch with your guardian angel

    By news, February 15, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 608 views
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    • JoeMo
    • February 15, 2016

20. Satire:Adventist Church reprimands Union College for slipping okra into haystacks

    By news, February 11, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 460 views
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    • JoeMo
    • February 11, 2016

21. Satire:Adventist Church rolls out ‘side-hug only’ policy

    By news, June 9, 2016
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    • 322 views
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    • news
    • June 9, 2016

22. Satire:Adventist Church rolls out ‘side-hug only’ policy

    By news, June 9, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 540 views
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    • Outta Here
    • June 9, 2016

23. Satire:Adventist Church sanctions outreach tattoos

    By news, April 14, 2016
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    • 416 views
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    • news
    • April 14, 2016

24. Satire:Adventist Church sets skirt length requirements

    By news, January 6, 2017
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    • 422 views
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    • news
    • January 6, 2017

25. Satire:Adventist Church starts ‘No Sing’ list for special music

    By news, August 12, 2016
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    • 324 views
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    • news
    • August 12, 2016