Satire:Adventist Church reprimands Union College for slipping okra into haystacks

[news]

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Leaders of the Seventh-day Adventist Church released a scathing rebuke of the denomination's Nebraska-based Union College this morning. The criticism from the church's General Read more [...]

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[JoeMo]

A travesty.  The article was inaccurate in that it stated black beans were a traditional part of haystacks.  I don't know what planet they were from, but true historical SDA's know that you use pinto beans.  Guacamole and salsa are OK, I guess; but that's not the way our pioneers would have made them.