Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventist church to increase permissible number of haystack toppings to 29

   By news, September 27, 2016
   • 2 replies
   • 472 views
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   • phkrause
   • October 1, 2016

2. Satire:Adventist Church to stock Noah’s Ark replica with every living beast for floating zoo

   By news, July 8, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 418 views
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   • news
   • July 8, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist Church: Coffee dates lead to unequally yoked marriages

   By news, August 17, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 347 views
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   • news
   • August 17, 2016

4. Satire:Adventist Church: Phones that ring in services to be confiscated as offering

   By news, October 25, 2016
   • 2 replies
   • 476 views
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   • Raphael
   • October 26, 2016

5. Satire:Adventist Church: You can’t pray for Game of Thrones characters

   By news, May 17, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 345 views
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   • news
   • May 17, 2016

6. Satire:Adventist churches across America schedule Comey hearings to boost attendance

   By news, June 8, 2017
   • 0 replies
   • 812 views
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   • news
   • June 8, 2017

7. Satire:Adventist churches fitted with jewelry detectors

   By news, March 30, 2017
   • 0 replies
   • 424 views
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   • news
   • March 30, 2017

8. Satire:Adventist churches install isolation pews for chattiest members

   By news, August 10, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 372 views
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   • news
   • August 10, 2016

9. Satire:Adventist Churches to force visitors to disclose if they are single

   By news, August 27, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 387 views
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   • news
   • August 27, 2016

10. Satire:Adventist Churches to issue mandatory breath mints on Sabbath mornings

    By news, September 30, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 499 views
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016

11. Satire:Adventist colleges apologize for being located so far from anything cool

    By news, June 2, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 643 views
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    • phkrause
    • June 8, 2017

12. Satire:Adventist congregation walks out as pastor starts telling life story again

    By news, May 28, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 400 views
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    • news
    • May 28, 2016

13. Satire:Adventist courtship expert claims prolonged eye contact causes pregnancy

    By news, August 24, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 390 views
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    • news
    • August 24, 2016

14. Satire:Adventist crime hotline established to report Sabbath breakers

    By news, September 13, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 372 views
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    • Outta Here
    • September 13, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist dad forgets all about Desmond Doss when daughter gets boyfriend

    By news, November 29, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 448 views
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    • news
    • November 29, 2016

16. Satire:Adventist disfellowshipped after Rice Krispies found in his Special K Loaf

    By news, July 28, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 349 views
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    • news
    • July 28, 2016

17. Satire:Adventist disfellowshipped for jumping church potluck line

    By news, May 6, 2016
    • 3 replies
    • 616 views
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    • GayatfootofCross
    • May 7, 2016

18. Satire:Adventist evangelist resorts to drive-by baptisms

    By news, November 23, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 436 views
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    • news
    • November 23, 2016

19. Satire:Adventist evangelists ordered to stop using revolving doors to boost baptismal tallies

    By news, October 11, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 791 views
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    • news
    • October 11, 2016

20. Satire:Adventist fellowship halls screen Hacksaw Ridge to keep members from theaters

    By news, November 4, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 448 views
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    • news
    • November 4, 2016

21. Satire:Adventist fellowship halls screen Hacksaw Ridge to keep members from theaters

    By news, November 4, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 462 views
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    • news
    • November 4, 2016

22. Satire:Adventist filmmakers threaten to boycott Oscars after getting no nominations. Ever.

    By news, January 26, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 406 views
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    • news
    • January 26, 2016

23. Satire:Adventist grandma arrested for “graffiti evangelism”

    By news, September 19, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 403 views
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    • news
    • September 19, 2016

24. Satire:Adventist headquarters to move to undisclosed cave if Trump wins

    By news, April 20, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 363 views
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    • news
    • April 20, 2016

25. Satire:Adventist home from college absolutely sick of the gift of singleness

    By news, December 21, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 405 views
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    • news
    • December 21, 2016