Satire:Adventist crime hotline established to report Sabbath breakers

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  SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The Seventh-day Adventist Church has established a robustly-staffed hotline to which members can report each other of suspected Sabbath violations. Members Read more [...]

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[Outta Here]

What a ridiculous satirical piece. Sabbath keeping has gotten so out of hand, I seriously doubt there is anyone "keeping" it holy. (Me, included.)