Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:FDA confirms that calories don’t count on Sabbath

   By news, September 16, 2016
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   • JoeMo
   • September 16, 2016

2. Satire:Adventists reminded not to prepare burnt offerings for Sabbath potluck

   By news, November 11, 2016
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • November 11, 2016

3. Satire:Pathfinders dominate Black Friday campouts across US

   By news, November 25, 2016
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   • news
   • November 25, 2016

4. Satire:Union College announces recall of promotional postcard

   By news, February 25, 2016
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   • news
   • February 25, 2016

5. Satire:First hot guy joins AdventistMatch

   By news, April 1, 2016
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   • news
   • April 1, 2016

6. Satire:Report: Adventists WAY more productive one hour before Friday sunset

   By news, May 20, 2016
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   • Aliensanctuary
   • May 22, 2016

7. Satire:Mel Gibson awarded honorary Adventist membership for directing ‘Hacksaw Ridge’

   By news, October 5, 2016
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   • news
   • October 5, 2016

8. Satire:Number of Adventists in Canada triples after US election

   By news, November 10, 2016
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   • news
   • November 10, 2016

9. Pastoral Visit--Notfrom Barely Adventist

   By Gregory Matthews, June 14, 2016
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   • phkrause
   • June 15, 2016

10. Satire:Adventist fellowship halls screen Hacksaw Ridge to keep members from theaters

    By news, November 4, 2016
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    • news
    • November 4, 2016

11. Satire:Adventist church to increase permissible number of haystack toppings to 29

    By news, September 27, 2016
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    • phkrause
    • October 1, 2016

12. Satire:Adventist Church: Phones that ring in services to be confiscated as offering

    By news, October 25, 2016
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016

13. Satire:Walla Walla aviation program scraps planes for balloons

    By news, March 27, 2017
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    • news
    • March 27, 2017

14. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: How to make a haystack

    By news, May 24, 2016
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    • news
    • May 24, 2016

15. Satire:Barbie releases Adventist missionary doll

    By news, May 2, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • May 3, 2016

16. Carlton Byrd to donate Armani bow tie endorsement cash to Oakwood

    By Stan, February 5, 2016
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    • phkrause
    • February 7, 2016

17. Satire:99% of those who know Adventists are “grateful they don’t dance”

    By news, February 10, 2016
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    • news
    • February 10, 2016

18. Satire:GC allows Adventists to see ‘nature video’ Finding Dory in theaters

    By news, June 21, 2016
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    • news
    • June 21, 2016

19. Satire:Live alligator found in Forest Lake Seventh-day Adventist Church baptismal pool

    By news, January 7, 2017
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    • news
    • January 7, 2017

20. Satire:Trump bans distribution of The Great Controversy books

    By news, February 26, 2017
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    • news
    • February 26, 2017

21. Satire:Dan Jackson kidnapped, held at undisclosed GC location

    By news, October 27, 2016
    • 1 reply
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    • Gregory Matthews
    • October 27, 2016

22. Satire:Trump: Mexico’s University of Montemorelos stealing Adventist students from US

    By news, December 5, 2016
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    • news
    • December 5, 2016

23. Satire:First vegetarian Chick-fil-A to open at Southern Adventist University

    By news, September 20, 2016
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    • news
    • September 20, 2016

24. Satire:3ABN to feature on Fox News after Bill O’Reilly departure

    By news, April 22, 2017
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    • news
    • April 22, 2017

25. Satire:Offerings this Sabbath to go to reviving Carson Campaign

    By news, February 26, 2016
    • 1 reply
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    • JoeMo
    • February 26, 2016