Satire:Report: Adventists WAY more productive one hour before Friday sunset

[news]

BERRIEN SPINGS, Mich. --- A major study into the lifestyles of Seventh-day Adventists has revealed that per hour productivity of most church members skyrockets in the hour directly preceding Friday Read more [...]

CLICK HERE for the rest of the story

[Aliensanctuary]

Not to mention the rapidly moving lines forming at the gas stations just before sunset in predominately SDA towns. 

[phkrause]

LOL, I call this one mostly false!!!!! I can remember back a number of years, when an SDA who owned a gas station in Lancaster, MA. There was a big storm coming in that year just before campmeeting was over, so he opened the station on Sabbath afternoon so all the people who were planning to leave, didn't have to wait until sunday. This way they got a head start to get out of there on Sabbath! Besides many SDAs work and don't get to leave work early to get gas for there cars, but what do you care, your always looking for the bad things in Adventism anyway!!

[Aliensanctuary]

I actually experienced this one late Friday afternoon in Keene, TX a number of years ago. That was the last time that I bought gas there at that time.