Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:NAD leadership pulled over for speeding north

   By news, November 9, 2016
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   • news
   • November 9, 2016

2. Satire:Adventist suffers neck pain from unequal yoking to smarter wife

   By news, June 26, 2016
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • June 27, 2016

3. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: How to snag an Adventist of your very own

   By news, June 28, 2016
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   • news
   • June 28, 2016

4. Satire:Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

   By news, January 15, 2017
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   • news
   • January 15, 2017

5. Satire:Chick-fil-A to close on Saturdays after rich Adventist invests

   By news, April 10, 2017
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   • news
   • April 10, 2017

6. Satire:Adventist 30 lbs heavier since Thanksgiving decision to let go and let God

   By news, December 24, 2016
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   • news
   • December 24, 2016

7. Satire:GC orders tazering of Adventists who clap in church

   By news, February 25, 2017
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   • CoAspen
   • February 25, 2017

8. Satire:Nissan Pathfinder becomes Nissan Scout after legal battle with Adventist Pathfinder Club

   By news, July 5, 2016
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   • news
   • July 5, 2016

9. Satire:Adventist Annual Council recognizes Spectrum Magazine for “fair and unbiased reporting”

   By news, October 6, 2016
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   • news
   • October 6, 2016

10. Satire:Adventist evangelist resorts to drive-by baptisms

    By news, November 23, 2016
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    • news
    • November 23, 2016

11. Satire:Union College historian claims Ellen White was directionally challenged

    By news, January 28, 2016
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    • news
    • January 28, 2016

12. Satire:Adventist Church sanctions outreach tattoos

    By news, April 14, 2016
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    • news
    • April 14, 2016

13. Satire:Adventist vegan rushed to hospital after carrot overdose

    By news, July 26, 2016
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    • JoeMo
    • July 27, 2016

14. Satire:Landfills beg Adventists to stop carpeting cities with free Great Controversy paperbacks

    By news, August 18, 2016
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    • Green Cochoa
    • August 19, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist author receives prize for inventing 99% of modern Illuminati conspiracy theories

    By news, October 28, 2016
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    • news
    • October 28, 2016

16. Satire:Adventist Church sets skirt length requirements

    By news, January 6, 2017
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    • news
    • January 6, 2017

17. Satire:Ted Wilson resigns from GC presidency after accidentally clapping in church

    By news, January 26, 2017
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    • news
    • January 26, 2017

18. Satire:Adventist Church designates Welch’s as only acceptable communion juice

    By news, February 3, 2016
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    • news
    • February 3, 2016

19. Satire:Email blast begs members not to encourage preacher to take his time

    By news, October 7, 2016
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    • news
    • October 7, 2016

20. Satire:George Lucas to do ‘The Record Keeper’ reboot called ‘The Account Administrator’

    By news, March 17, 2017
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • March 17, 2017

21. Satire:Adventists declare war on Halloween, give carob to trick-or-treaters

    By news, October 31, 2016
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    • news
    • October 31, 2016

22. Satire:Adventist Church closes after pastor advocates fasting from Krispy Kreme

    By news, January 8, 2017
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    • news
    • January 8, 2017

23. Satire:New White House pet is lamblike beast

    By news, November 9, 2016
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    • news
    • November 9, 2016

24. Satire:Adventist man reported missing found in church committee meeting

    By news, September 28, 2016
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    • news
    • September 28, 2016

25. Satire:Adventist Book Centers offer “spirits” to boost holiday sales

    By news, December 28, 2016
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    • news
    • December 28, 2016