Satire:Adventist suffers neck pain from unequal yoking to smarter wife

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LOS ANGELES, Calif. --- An Adventist man was taken to the Emergency Room of East Los Angeles-based White Memorial Medical Center this morning with neck pain that he claimed had been building up Read more [...]

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Although ER staff had difficulty deciphering his speech, the Los Angeles native identified as Tar Zane attributed the neck pain to “a badly fitted yoke I’ve been wearing since I got married in February.”

LOL.... and his wife's name is "Jane" —

They will probably name their first child, "Boy" ... or "Cheetah"...