Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Ted Wilson resigns from GC presidency after accidentally clapping in church

   By news, January 26, 2017
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   • news
   • January 26, 2017

2. Satire:Haystacks Oath of Allegiance added to Adventist baptismal vows

   By news, May 12, 2016
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   • news
   • May 12, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist Church sets skirt length requirements

   By news, January 6, 2017
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   • news
   • January 6, 2017

4. Satire:Adventist vegan rushed to hospital after carrot overdose

   By news, July 26, 2016
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   • JoeMo
   • July 27, 2016

5. Satire:Southern closes after dining hall accidentally serves bacon instead of stripples

   By news, January 23, 2017
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   • news
   • January 23, 2017

6. Satire:Adventist Church designates Welch’s as only acceptable communion juice

   By news, February 3, 2016
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   • news
   • February 3, 2016

7. Satire:Magic Johnson admits to authoring BarelyAdventist

   By news, May 18, 2016
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   • news
   • May 18, 2016

8. Satire:Adventist wins Easter Bunny Design Olympics with vegan beasts of Revelation creation

   By news, April 16, 2017
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   • news
   • April 16, 2017

9. Satire:Adventist church brings back original purple logo to honor Prince

   By news, April 22, 2016
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   • news
   • April 22, 2016

10. Satire:Police remove Nebuchadnezzar statue from Doug Batchelor event due to weak feet

    By news, May 21, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • May 22, 2016

11. Satire:Wearing Adventist T-shirts drastically improves your odds of a Vespers Date

    By news, November 3, 2016
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    • news
    • November 3, 2016

12. Satire:Report: Thorn in Paul’s flesh revealed to be haystacks addiction

    By news, December 29, 2016
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    • news
    • December 29, 2016

13. Satire:GC applies for infallibility permit from Vatican

    By news, October 13, 2016
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016

14. Satire:Oregon militia leave refuge to honor pre-scheduled Pathfinder winter camp

    By news, January 27, 2016
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    • news
    • January 27, 2016

15. Satire:General Conference bans Stripples for having the appearance of bacon

    By news, April 11, 2016
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    • news
    • April 11, 2016

16. Satire:Netflix picks up “The Record Keeper”

    By news, December 8, 2016
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    • news
    • December 8, 2016

17. Satire:Christian Bale reads 28 Fundamentals, changes first name to ‘Adventist’

    By news, March 8, 2017
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • March 9, 2017

18. Satire:Trump to ban Adventists from outsourcing baptisms to other countries

    By news, May 4, 2016
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    • news
    • May 4, 2016

19. Satire:Carson vows to slow down prophecy fulfillment in Trump administration

    By news, June 1, 2016
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    • news
    • June 1, 2016

20. Satire:New White House pet is lamb-like beast

    By news, November 9, 2016
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    • news
    • November 9, 2016

21. Satire:Adventist teen prays for boyfriend before the Second Coming

    By news, November 30, 2016
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    • news
    • November 30, 2016

22. Satire:Adventist posting Ellen White quotes on Facebook exempts herself from witnessing

    By news, December 13, 2016
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    • news
    • December 13, 2016

23. Satire:Joe Biden confirmed as new president of Pacific Union College

    By news, January 20, 2017
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    • phkrause
    • January 21, 2017

24. Satire:Adventist Church adds fluency in Biblical Greek as requirement for baptism

    By news, April 3, 2017
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    • news
    • April 3, 2017

25. Satire:Ben Carson wins Little Debbie’s presidential endorsement

    By news, January 29, 2016
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    • news
    • January 29, 2016