Humour from Barely Adventist

361 topics in this forum

1. Satire:Christian Bale reads 28 Fundamentals, changes first name to ‘Adventist’

   By news, March 8, 2017
   • 3 replies
   • 432 views
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • March 9, 2017

2. Satire:Adventist man reported missing found in church committee meeting

   By news, September 28, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 431 views
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   • news
   • September 28, 2016

3. Satire:Southern closes after dining hall accidentally serves bacon instead of stripples

   By news, January 23, 2017
   • 0 replies
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   • news
   • January 23, 2017

4. Satire:Police remove Nebuchadnezzar statue from Doug Batchelor event due to weak feet

   By news, May 21, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 430 views
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   • Aliensanctuary
   • May 22, 2016

5. Satire:GC not ready to recognize a woman as United States president

   By news, November 2, 2016
   • 0 replies
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   • news
   • November 2, 2016

6. Satire:Wilson and Jackson declare ceasefire, go see Hacksaw Ridge together

   By news, November 4, 2016
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   • news
   • November 4, 2016

7. Satire:Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

   By news, January 15, 2017
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   • news
   • January 15, 2017

8. Satire:Adventist Church creates vespers date app

   By news, April 5, 2017
   • 0 replies
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   • news
   • April 5, 2017

9. Satire:Haystacks Oath of Allegiance added to Adventist baptismal vows

   By news, May 12, 2016
   • 0 replies
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   • news
   • May 12, 2016

10. Satire:GC applies for infallibility permit from Vatican

    By news, October 13, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 429 views
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016

11. Satire:Wearing Adventist T-shirts drastically improves your odds of a Vespers Date

    By news, November 3, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 428 views
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    • news
    • November 3, 2016

12. Satire:General Conference bans Stripples for having the appearance of bacon

    By news, April 11, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 427 views
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    • news
    • April 11, 2016

13. Satire:Adventist church brings back original purple logo to honor Prince

    By news, April 22, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 427 views
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    • news
    • April 22, 2016

14. Satire:Trump to ban Adventists from outsourcing baptisms to other countries

    By news, May 4, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 427 views
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    • news
    • May 4, 2016

15. Satire:Report: Thorn in Paul’s flesh revealed to be haystacks addiction

    By news, December 29, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 426 views
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    • news
    • December 29, 2016

16. Satire:Vin Diesel caught speeding next to La Sierra University

    By news, April 20, 2017
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    • news
    • April 20, 2017

17. Satire:Joe Biden confirmed as new president of Pacific Union College

    By news, January 20, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 425 views
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    • phkrause
    • January 21, 2017

18. Satire:Adventist churches fitted with jewelry detectors

    By news, March 30, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 425 views
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    • news
    • March 30, 2017

19. Satire:Adventist wins Easter Bunny Design Olympics with vegan beasts of Revelation creation

    By news, April 16, 2017
    • 0 replies
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    • news
    • April 16, 2017

20. Satire:Doug Batchelor finds new Dead Sea scroll in cave

    By news, February 13, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 424 views
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    • news
    • February 13, 2017

21. Satire:Oregon militia leave refuge to honor pre-scheduled Pathfinder winter camp

    By news, January 27, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 423 views
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    • news
    • January 27, 2016

22. Wickedness in Barely Adventist

    By aka, March 7, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 423 views
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    • JoeMo
    • March 7, 2016

23. Satire:28 fundamentals to be translated into emojis

    By news, March 30, 2016
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    • news
    • March 30, 2016

24. Satire:Magic Johnson admits to authoring BarelyAdventist

    By news, May 18, 2016
    • 0 replies
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    • news
    • May 18, 2016

25. Satire:Carson vows to slow down prophecy fulfillment in Trump administration

    By news, June 1, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 423 views
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    • news
    • June 1, 2016