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This is dedicated to all teachers.

(From: Ralph T... @ llumc.edu)

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering

service of your school.

In order to assist you in connecting to the right

staff member, please listen to all the options

before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 blowing

* To make excuses for why your child did not do

his work- Press 2 :duno

* To complain about what we do - Press 3

* To swear at staff members - Press 4 crazy

* To ask why you didn't get information that was

already enclosed in your newsletter and the several

flyer's mailed to you - Press 5

* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit

someone -Press 7 :HB

* To request another teacher, for the third time

this year -Press 8

* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

* To complain about school lunches - Press 0 :GAH

* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

*If you want to hear this message in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country.

ignore

Posted

Stellar!

oG

"Please don't feed the drama queens.."

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