strongcuppajoe Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the Democratic Party needs me and my liver still has some good years left." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my school bag." Quote
Moderators Jeannieb43 Posted June 4, 2007 Moderators Posted June 4, 2007 Yes, but it's been updated. Pretty funny, actually. Quote Jeannie<br /><br /><br />...Change is inevitable; growth is optional....
Moderators Jeannieb43 Posted June 4, 2007 Moderators Posted June 4, 2007 Is it okay to tell another one on this same thread??? Mod please delete me if it's not okay. Three men got shipwrecked on a desert island. They were a doctor, a lawyer, and a priest. In order to get to the mainland they had to swim through treacherous waters. The priest volunteered to go first, since he was a man of God who had helped many people live better lives. He dived into the water, and immediately seven sharks appeared and ate him up. The doctor felt he would be safe, since he had cured so many sick people and had saved so many lives. He dived in, and immediately the sharks appeared again, and devoured him. The attorney was last, but he had no alternative, so he dived into the water. Immediately the sharks appeared, but instead of eating him they lifted him on their backs, swam to shore and deposited him safely on the sand. The onlookers on the mainland were aghast. They said: "How did you make it across when nobody else could make it?" "Professional courtesy," the lawyer answered. Quote Jeannie<br /><br /><br />...Change is inevitable; growth is optional....
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