SMAN Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 This morning on I 95, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup! As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call. Crazy women drivers!! Quote
Beryl Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 And you expect a woman to believe THAT???? Huh!! Quote "Grace is God doing for us, in us and through us that which He requires of us but which is impossible for us to do in or for ourselves." But He said to me, "My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness." 2 Cor. 12:9.
Moderators Denise Posted August 3, 2007 Moderators Posted August 3, 2007 Quote Be Kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another... Monticello Georgia
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