strongcuppajoe Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 An archaeologist called a museum director in a state of great excitement. "I've just uncovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!!" "Well, send it in and we'll check it out," said the museum director. A few weeks later, he called the archaeologist. "You were correct. The mummy is 3,000 years old and he did die of heart failure. How did you know?" "Easy. I found a note in his hand that said, 'Ten thousand shekels on Goliath.'" Quote
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