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[newsman on the street scenerio]

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have a news worthy item....Neil Dewey, long time resident and just plain ol' cogger, has achieve a remarkable achievement. He realized it when he said-

"With this post, I believe I will have posted 10,000 posts."

and sure enough, the counter has moved to the 10,000 posts. Let's all congratulate Neil as Stan Jensen give Neil the keys to the Victoria ABC to get a $10,000 clubAdventist Dollar gift from fellow Administrator Gail. [Please note, the policemen accompanying this remarkable event.] Said Stan Jensen, "With Neil's achievement, and with his history, we don't want to see anything disappear that we aint givin' to him..."

Neil was able to get his allotment of virtual Wham and virtual 1 box of fried chick and one roll of fake chicken. As Neil left for home, he was heard to say-" Oh boy, I am gonna have a virtual feast tonight!"

Said Gail " If you notice, we reset Neil's post counter to zero because we wanted to see if he will do it again over then next 7 years."

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

Or maybe it's stuck at 9,999....?

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

Or not......10,002

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

Well, Neil, perhaps it is not merely the NUMBER of posts, but the content and quality of them which makes such an achievement newsworthy. Hehehe

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Posted

Congratulations, Neil!

I agree with both of you: Your achievement is newsworthy, and so are [most of] your posts!

(only kidding about the 'most of' business....)

Jeannie<br /><br /><br />...Change is inevitable; growth is optional....

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I'm sorry, I can't bring myself to congratulate you. That is an obscene amount of posts.

How on earth can anyone get 10,000 post without some sort of illegal activity?

I know we have already discussed this in another thread but it bears repeating

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.

Einstein

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I'm sorry, I can't bring myself to congratulate you. That is an obscene amount of posts.

How on earth can anyone get 10,000 post without some sort of illegal activity?

I know we have already discussed this in another thread but it bears repeating

I am not obscene nor illegal :s

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I'm sorry, I can't bring myself to congratulate you. That is an obscene amount of posts.

How on earth can anyone get 10,000 post without some sort of illegal activity?

I know we have already discussed this in another thread but it bears repeating

Hmmmmmmm....I will admit to my posts as being obscene....as for the illegal part of it, my confession is that it is totally legal...I was just given enough time....

Sorry, Lazurus...I am only guilty of posting....abit rude, and shocking, and therefore a bit obscene....but that ain't illegal....so far...

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

I am not obscene nor illegal :s

Better watch out, girl....I'm catching up!!!!

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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Posted

I have calculated that it will be 2027 by the time I hit 10,000 posts if i continue to post at my current rate. bdunno

Stan, can I buy posting credits or something like that????

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.

Einstein

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