Neil D Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 We now go to the man of the street and discover some disturbing news.... ATLANTA–According to an ad in a March issue of Bon Appetit magazine lying around dermatologist Dr. Ira Haas' waiting room, March was, apparently, Women's History Month. "I had no idea," said Gail Travis, who happened to come across the ad, which read, "Join Almay In Celebrating Women's History Month," while waiting to see Haas. "That's the first I'd heard of it. Oh, well, guess I missed it." People across the nation are equally surprised. "Are you sure? I thought it was Black History Month," said Timothy Durkee of Wayzata, MN. "Or maybe that was February." Liz Unger, CEO of Almay Cosmetics and co-chair of the Women's History Month Project, described the month-long celebration of "women's remarkable contributions through the ages" as an "unqualified success." Shamelessly stolen from The Onion News Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted September 16, 2007 Moderators Posted September 16, 2007 Yes, the ONION! For people who have never read the ONION: It is a unique, one of a kind publication. The stories that you will read there are likely to be read no where else--and for a reason! Quote Gregory
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