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One day a man asked Jesus to prove he was a powerful God, by showing him a miracle. God said, "Pour some water in a glass" and the man did. Then God said, "Turn the glass upside down," the man did and the water fell out onto the floor. And God said "Still got it."

-nishaun

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Well, I didn't get it.

WayneV

Just remember these words of warning, for they will come to pass all too soon:

If you are ever flying through the desert and your canoe breaks down, remember that it takes three pancakes to lift the doghouse, because there ain't nary a bone in ice cream!

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I'm sorry, but I'm with Wayne on this one....

What's the miracle? That gravity still exists???

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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