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A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any

crackers?"

Bar tender says "No."

Duck walks out.

Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any

crackers?" bar tender says no. Duck walks out.

Duck walks in the next day and asks "Got any

crackers?"

Bar tender says, "I told you yesterday and the

day before that no! and if you ask that one more

time I'll nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out.

Duck comes back the next day and asks, "Got any

nails?"

Bar tender says "No." Duck says "Good. Got any

crackers?"

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