The Magic of Toilet Paper

[SMAN]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, a lady stands in front of her mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it wasn't so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replied.

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he replied, "Worked for your butt,didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man....