10 ways to say "Your Zipper Is Down"

[SMAN]

Top Ten List (David Letterman)

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson ... Paging Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis has left the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped ....

1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

[Naomi]

Those are very funny. While #1 is graphic I think I would go with #2.

[Neil D]

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Those are very funny. While #1 is graphic I think I would go with #2.

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Depends upon who said it...If guy to guy, #1 would be fine. And I would be very embarrassed if a woman said #2 to me...

[SMAN]

Personally, I think #5 is the least threatening

[ChildofChrist]

I am afraid that I would simply state the truth in a straight forward manner....well sort of.

"Are you feeling a little draft? Your zipper might need some attention."

[Dottie]

Well, there's always the standard "your barn door is open and the horse can get out."

I taught at a school where the statement was "XYZ," meaning, examine your zipper.