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[in the form of Stephen Cobert...]

I would like to address this post to all those who have birthdays on this day...the day after Christmas.

You poor suckers! Who told you to come out of the womb on the day after Christmas?!?!?!? What were you guys thinking????

Dont you know that there are presents [2X] twice a year...Birthdays and Xmas. What parent in thier right mind, strapped with medical bills and orthodontia bills wants to pay for Xmas presents and then the day after, Birthday presents?

No, the wise parent, for seeing this delemma, chose to merge the celebration of the two days into one. The results is that you get the same number of presents as everyone else, but no Birthday presents. Or you get twice as many presents as everyone else, and twice the hatred.

What were you thinking???? ........Suckers!

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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